White House Increases Transparency

By GottaLaff

Here's something we never saw, nor could imagine, from BushCo:

Heard in the CQ newsroom: For the first time, reporters and just about anyone else will be able to access the personal financial disclosure reports of senior White House officials and employees without having to take a trip to downtown Washington to look through paper documents. Just fill out an online request.

Damn Communist Socialist ignorami and their double-super-secret plans to bring America down.