Miss "Opposite Marriage" California to star in TV ad from conservative group N.O.M.

By GottaLaff

Remember Miss California, that sage, open-minded, inclusive beauty pageant representative of my state who likes opposite marriage better than gay marriage? Looks like her brainless opining paid off. N.O.M.-- remember them, too? Of "Ga(y)thering Storm" infamy?-- has latched on to her the way Virginia Foxx latched on to bigotry:

Carrie Prejean, the Miss USA contestant from California who famously declared her opposition to same sex marriage on the pageant stage, will star in a new $1.5 million ad campaign funded by the National Organization for Marriage. [...]

[She's] become a fresh-faced standard-bearer for the same-sex marriage opponents, who have rallied to her defense.

"Fresh-faced"? That's so darned complimentary and all-American-sounding. How nice that CNN has chosen to describe her that way.

The National Organziation for Marriage has scheduled a press conference with Prejean in Washington on Wednesday to unveil the new ad, called "No Offense."

Of course. Thank you. No offense taken. Never. Why would you even think to say that?

"She is attacked viciously for having the courage to speak up for her truth and her values," the group said in a press release. "But Carrie's courage inspired a whole nation and a whole generation of young people because she chose to risk the Miss USA crown rather than be silent about her deepest moral values."

What a spunky little gem she is.

According to the group, the ad will call "gay marriage advocates to account for their unwillingness to debate the real issue: gay marriage has consequences."

Consequences?! Oh no! Omg! My stable, successful marriage is in real trouble! Everyone's going to become gay! And not just gay, nosireebob! Gay abortionists! Gay divorced abortionists!

Rank this right up there with a Stage 5 swine flu alert. We're all doomed!