By GottaLaff
Hey kids! Miss California's new ad is out, and TPC has it... unfortunately. "Preserve marriage"! "Protect freedom of speech"! "Protect religious liberty"!
Weird: My marriage has survived despite all those crazy same-sex marriages. I'm not sure how Mr. Laffy and I pulled it off, but we did. Teh Gays and their wacky agenda didn't pull the wool over our eyes, nosireebob!
By the way, all those warnings and panicky exclamatory hollerings cost them $1.5 million. That's $1.5 million less for, you know, worthwhile causes.
"Our mission is to protect marriage and the faith communities that sustain it," the group's executive director Brian Brown said Tuesday. "We want to highlight the very real effects on our liberties and especially on religious organizations, businesses, and individuals." [...]Opposite Marriagers sure have their work cut out for them. It's a good thing they have Miss California on their side, or they'd be doomed.
She is set to join Brown at a press conference Thursday afternoon in Washington for the formal release of the new ad.In an anticipation of the press conference, the producers and co-executive directors of the Miss California USA pageant issued a statement critical of Prejean's involvement with the National Organization for Marriage. "In the entire history of Miss USA, no reigning title holder has so readily committed her face and voice to a more devisive [sic] or polarizing issue," the statement says. "We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her committment [sic] to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the rights to voice her beliefs and instead reveals her opportunistic Agenda."
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