President Obama keeps promises

By GottaLaff

President Obama at his town hall meeting, addressing criticism that he's doing too much:

The priorities we've acted upon were the things we said we'd do during the campaign... plans we talked about for 2 years!... The changes we made were the changes we promised. That's what we should expect from a president... We're doing what we said we'd do!"

Suh-nap!

Oh, and he followed up by saying he's "not a miracle worker". He never misses a beat.