By GottaLaff
Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? Well folks, all ya gotta do is take an Obama or two, and all your aches, pains, and worries will melt away:
Federal prosecutors have filed drug distribution charges against a Washington man accused of attempting to import thousands of pills stamped with President Barrack Obama's likeness.
According to court documents filed in U.S. District Court, Border Patrol agents found the pills while searching a truck driven by James D. Riggins, III, at the Blaine border crossing.
In a statement to the court, Immigration and Customs Enforcement Special Agent Sean Ganley said Riggins was returning to the United States from Canada on Monday when border guards opted to search his Chevrolet Avalanche.
In a hidden compartment attached to the underside of the truck, inspectors found 20 plastic bags containing about 67 pounds of benzylpiperazine pills, Ganley told the court. The drug, commonly known as BZP or "bennies," causes a euphoric reaction similar to ecstasy.
Many of the 105,000 pills seized carried the depictions of the cartoon character Bart Simpson, Ganley reported. Others, though, had been marked with a silhouette of President Obama.
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