John Edwards: Vomit-Inducer Extraordinaire

By GottaLaff

Via Oliver, we get one revolting revelation...

Despite feeling deeply deceived, Elizabeth Edwards nonetheless publicly stood by her husband’s side, lending his candidacy the aura of a warm, loving family life.

But she had actually wanted him to quit the race to protect the family. Edwards admitted the hanky-panky to her days after declaring his candidacy in 2006 - almost a year before the National Enquirer reported it.

... and from the AP, we get another:

Elizabeth Edwards writes in a new memoir that news of her husband's affair made her vomit in a bathroom.

Biggest understatement of the year: I am so freaking glad this jerk wasn't our candidate.

If he had been, we'd be forced to endure President John Sidney McCain today.