Hey Gov. Perry: If Texas secedes, it gets no federal help for swine flu

By GottaLaff

First Gov. Ricky jumps on the secession bandwagon, then he denies it, then he says we're jealous of Texas for all the wrong reasons, and now he has his hand out. Wild guess: Consistency is not his strong suit:

Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) [...] is requesting help from the federal government to deal with a possible swine flu pandemic:

Gov. Rick Perry today in a precautionary measure requested the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) provide 37,430 courses of antiviral medications from the Strategic National Stockpile to Texas to prevent the spread of swine flu. Currently, three cases of swine flu have been confirmed in Texas.

Oink.