Monday, October 13, 2008

New McCain Campaign Catchphrase- "We've Got Them Just Where We Want Them"


Huh? I'm not sure if it's more laughable or creepy.

McCain In Speech Today: "We've Got Them Just Where We Want Them"
In his stump speech today in Virginia Beach, John McCain will seek to fire up his supporters in the face of the latest bad polls numbers. "My friends, we've got them just where we want them," McCain will say, according to pre-released excerpts.

10 comments:

sopranospinner said...

Really? You want us ahead 12 points? You want to be spending time in Iowa and WV? That's quite a claim.

Clancy said...

"This is all part of the plan, my friends. We have them right where we want them. We've lulled them in to being over-confident, what with their double-digit leads in the polls, and being ahead in traditionally Republican states, like Virginia, North Carolina, and North Dakota. Heck, my friends, Obama might even have a chance in Georgia. Ha! Right where we want them! They won't know what hit them, my friends. . . I will make him famous! You will know his name!"

Paddy said...

hehehehe Clanc.

Ady said...

He's a crazy old dimwit, for sure.

WTF? In McCain's SPEECH today, he says: "Under a president Obama you wil lose your right to a secret ballot?" WTF is he talking about here?

Paddy said...

Ady- that's a point that I just mentioned in the above post- in ref to Union check cards. I know I lay awake at night worrying about it.

eve said...

I'm sure this will work as well as all the other brilliant ideas out of the McCain campaign.

I can't wait for all the finger-pointing to start among the McCain staffers. It will be brutal. Perhaps from now on when someone does something bizarre AND very stupid we will say he palined himself.

chris said...

He sounds like Maxwell Smart when he says shit like that.

Noodles said...

Geez, that's where he was going with that union card thing?!? At first I'm like, why is he bringing up union anything? It's so out of left field, it feels like I'm watching a Dodgers game.

Ahhh, so now I get it. It's an attempt to sell the narrative that unAmerican lefty Obama is gonna steal your rights. Um ok. Sounds like a real winner.

legal alien said...

A McCalamity campaign is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will find inside.

Anonymous said...

My Friends. We have them just where we want them and I want to bring one hundred billion million to you my friends.

He is starting to sound like Dr. Evil.

When will he and Palin start events with Mu ha ha ha.

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