Florida Republicans Hold Secret Meeting

By GottaLaff

It's not just Wall St. who's panicking:

"Florida Republican leaders hastily convened a top secret meeting this week to grapple with Sen. John McCain's sagging performance in this must-win state," the St. Petersburg Times reports.

"Their fears were confirmed Wednesday when four new polls showed Sen. Barack Obama leading, a reversal from just a few weeks ago when McCain was opening up an advantage."

I guess the meeting's not a secret any more.

Oh, and psst! The real secret's out. Gramm-pa McCain and his granddaughter IWRC* Palin are unqualified losers.