Bachmann to environmentalists: Jesus already saved the planet

By GottaLaff

Another Scooby Doo "wha-a?" moment: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, the Christian Righter from Minnesota, thinks the planet has already been saved, so put away those green light bulbs, solar panels, and Priuseseses:

"[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet," Bachmann told the right-wing news site OneNewsNow. "We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that."

Ummm... speechless.

Other recent Bachmannisms include the claim that there isn't actually any wildlife in the areas of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge where she wants more drilling, and the allegation that Democrats want high gas prices so as to force people to move into "inner cities" and "the urban core."

Apparently she made these statements while taking a break to disprove evolution.