Pool Report of McCain’s Chat With Reporters on the Fake Talk Express

By GottaLaff

This is a checklist from Mark Halperin's pool report from the Fake Talk Express. You can get more details by following the link. Check out the last entry, the one he doesn't expand upon (no pun).

-Social Security (he’s still open to everything)
-Increasing troops in Afghanistan
-Whether he’s frustrated by giving virtually the same speech each day
(he’s not)
-Gates decision on the tanker deal (supports)
-Medicare vote (would have voted against cloture today)
-Whether he’d favor a Second Stimulus package (he’s for anything that
can be proven to help our economy)
-Iran (they’ve ratcheted up the threat)
-Romney (they’ve buried the hatchet and now enjoy each other’s company)
-Urban policy
-The woman vote
-Viagra v. Birth Control

I'm restraining myself. No, I am. But you don't have to, wink.