Crisis Management

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am $80 $55 $32 short on my cable bill which I have to have in tonight/early tomorrow. The combination of vet bills, among other things, have me over a barrel, so much so that if I can't scrounge up the bucks, ya'll are going to be reading all Gotta, all the time until the 15th. (I may have just doomed my cause)

If you can, I'd appreciate any help (via the PayPal link to the right). I'm also available for any paying gig, be it bar mitzvahs or phone sex*. You know how to get ahold of me.

*just kidding... maybe.

Laffy Note: No she's not.

Done. I live to blog another day. THANK YOU.