Showing posts with label homes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homes. Show all posts

Friday, May 7, 2010

FCC paves way for studios to push first-run movies into the home

By GottaLaff

With all the big flat screens and spiffy high def Blue Ray DVD players and other techie gizmos, how could this not happen? Not to mention the whole "let's make more money" thing.

Via an e-mail alert from the L.A. Times:

Federal regulators have granted a controversial waiver to the Hollywood studios that clears the way for people to watch movies in their home shortly after -- or even during -- their release in theaters.

The Federal Communications Commission today granted a petition from the Motion Picture Assn. of America, the chief lobbying group for the major studios, that would permit use of a so-called selectable output control technology for watching first-run movies in the home.

The technology prevents the illegal copying of movies, which has been a stumbling block to delivering first-run movies into the home and directly to consumers. [...]

The move has been opposed by both movie theater operators and consumer groups, the former who worry it would undercut ticket sales and the latter who say it would interfere with other devices that plug into the TV.

I rarely get to a movie theater. I am on Cloud 10.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

PhotOh! Sarah Palin's just like us! You can tell by her new mansion!

By GottaLaff

Via my Twitter pal Celtic Diva, here are photos of Barbie McLipSchmutz's new home, side by side with her old, tiny little hovely one that she simply had to move out of so she could be more like us reg'lar folk:



Oh that's right. We don't own gigantic, spacious, fancy schmancy manors like that new one. We really must add "writing a best-seller" to our To Do lists. Then we can be wealthy and multiple homey just like her!

Here's her brand spankin' new Barbie McMansion all by its lonesome:



Maybe she can take a bus, er, plane, from her old house to her new one, since it's such a long way. Come to think of it, she may need a plane to get through all that square footage just to get from the kitchen to the bedroom.


The Palin house on the left, new house in the middle, unidentified house on the right.

See how "just like us" she is? What a maverick!

Best perk of the new digs: She can see her bank account from her McMansion!

Monday, February 9, 2009

VIDEO: Suh-nap! President Obama slams John McCain at town hall meeting

By GottaLaff

Suh-nap! Don't mess with Prez O:


The audience started snickering at the mention of anyone ::coughMcCain!cough:: owning more than one home. I posted the shorter version of the remarks here, but now you can see for yourself how President Obama slipped in a dig or two at Gramm-pa.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Homes sweet homes: The Bushes' Big New Two Million Dollar Purchase

By GottaLaff

Yesterday I posted about the Big New Sprawling home the Bushes just bought, which is two hours away from their other big sprawling home. Now you can see what they splurged on:

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

From the Dep't. of Let 'Em Eat Cake-- The Bushes' new upscale Dallas home

By GottaLaff


It's bad enough that Bush's New Rules are some of the most offensive Nose-Thumbing assaults on the U.S. one can imagine, even for him. Now we have Laura's blithely oblivious, insensitive little holiday toss-off:

Laura Bush confirmed that she and the President are buying a house in Dallas, about two hours from his beloved Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas.

She broke the news while unveiling the White House’s patriotic Christmas décor this morning, explaining that her family will be "very careful" with spending this holiday to save up for their real estate purchase.

“We will be moving to Dallas in January and there might be a new house coming along. So I think that's where we'll spend our Christmas money," she added.

So they'll actually have residual Christmas money to spend... after they pick up a new house... which will be near their other house... which is part of an enormous "ranch".

I'm simply tickled to pieces that they're able to go shopping with all that extra leftover cash... in all those stores... that no longer exist... because they went under.

Hey! I bet, if all of us are very frugal and wisely save our pennies, we could buy a house, too! Made out of cardboard. Under a bridge. Location! Location! Location!

The couple is said to be looking in the upscale Highland Park area around Southern Methodist University, where Mrs. Bush attended college, and where the president intends to build his library and a policy institute.

I hope they manage to qualify for a decent loan.

And that they, unlike a former Republican presidential candidate we know, can keep track of the number of homes they own.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Verizon and AT&T Provided Cell Towers for McCain Ranch

By GottaLaff


Cindy McMealTicket is so used to getting what she wants, when she wants it, that she managed to acquire a portable Verizon cell site, usually reserved for emergencies (like, you know, hurricanes), so she and Gramm-pa could get cell phone service at one of their 719051 homes:

Early in 2007, just as her husband launched his presidential bid, Cindy McCain decided to resolve an old problem -- the lack of cellular telephone coverage on her remote 15-acre ranch near Sedona, nestled deep in a tree-lined canyon called Hidden Valley.

By the time Sen. John McCain's presidential bid was in full swing this summer, the ranch had wireless coverage from the two cellular companies most often used by campaign staff -- Verizon Wireless and AT&T.

Verizon delivered a portable tower know as a "cell site on wheels" -- free of charge -- to Cindy McCain's property in June in response to an online request from Cindy McCain's staff early last year. Such devices are usually reserved for restoring service when cell coverage is knocked out during emergencies, such as hurricanes.

I can't even get Verizon to give me good reception.

Ethics lawyers said Cindy McCain's dealings with the wireless companies stand out because Sen. John McCain is a senior member of the Senate Commerce Committee, which oversees the Federal Communications Commission and the telecommunications industry. He has been a leading advocate for industry-backed legislation, fighting regulations and taxes on telecommunications services.

McCain and his campaign have close ties to Verizon and AT&T. Five campaign officials, including campaign manager Rick Davis, have worked as lobbyists for Verizon. Former McCain staffer Robert Fisher is an in-house lobbyist for Verizon and is volunteering for the campaign. Fisher, Verizon chief executive Ivan Seidenberg and company lobbyists have raised more than $1.3 million for McCain's presidential campaign and Verizon employees are among the top 20 corporate donors over McCain's political career, giving more than $155,000 to his campaigns.

McCain's Senate chief of staff Mark Buse, senior strategist Charles R. Black Jr., and several other campaign staffers have registered as AT&T lobbyists in the past. AT&T Executive Vice President Timothy McKone and AT&T lobbyists have raised more than $2.3 million for McCain. AT&T employees have donated more than $325,000 to McCain campaigns, putting the company in the No. 3 spot for career donations to McCain, according to the nonpartisan Center for Responsive Politics.
Of course, they have no lobbyists associated with their campaign.
Verizon navigated a lengthy county regulatory process that hit a snag on environmental concerns. The request ultimately prevailed when Verizon invoked the Secret Service after John McCain secured the Republican nomination.
Toast.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Gramm-pa McCain's Plane, Homes, and Automobiles: Illustrated edition

By GottaLaff


H/t: Paddy

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Doonesbury: John Sidney McCain victim of foreclosure edition

By GottaLaff



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Monday, September 8, 2008

Doonesbury does it again

By GottaLaff

Garry Trudeau rocks:


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Saturday, September 6, 2008

New Yorker cover spotlights McCain's houses

By GottaLaff

This New Yorker cover also highlights the foreclosure crisis. It's about time.


Saturday, August 30, 2008

Cindy Lou Hensley McCain is offended

By GottaLaff


Cindy McMealTicket is offended. Why? Did someone call her a freeze-dried version of Cruella DeVille (I mean other than on this blog)? Did one of the little people not recognize one of the designer names tattooed across her forehead? Did one of her gardeners fail to manicure the foliage of her 7, 8, or 9 homes? Did a servant forget to cut the crust off one of her watercress sandwiches? Was one of her crystal carafes of beer not chilled "just so"?

Hellz no. She's upset because that big meanie Barack Obama showed some true grit and challenged his opponent, Mr. Cindy, during the biggest night (to date) of a fiercely-fought election! Banish him! Now!

ABC News' George Stephanopoulos reports: Democrats' attacks on her family's wealth are unfair and offensive, Cindy McCain said today in an interview airing tomorrow on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."

So-o-o, those attacks on Barack's wife, his background, his so-called "celebrity" and presumptuousness were fair game? Got it. Moving along...

For nearly two weeks, Democrats have repeatedly hit Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., for saying he is unaware of how many houses he owns, calling the presumptive Republican presidential nominee out of touch with everyday Americans. In his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention on Thursday, Democratic nominee Barack Obama turned up the heat on McCain, saying he "doesn't know" about the lives of middle-class Americans.

Truth hurts, don't it, C Lou?

"I'm offended by Barack Obama saying that about my husband," said McCain's wife Cindy. When asked if Obama went too far in his criticism of McCain, Cindy responded, "I do. I do. I really do."

McCain also said beer the distributorship her father built, which is the source of much her family's wealth, typifies the American Dream.

I'll give her that one. It is true that Americans dream about having a life like hers. And dream... and dream...

"My father had nothing. He and my mother sold everything they had to raise $10,000," she said. "I'm proud of what my dad and my mother did and what they built and left me. And I intend to carry their legacy as long as I can."

Um, C Lou? Your legacy? Obama's legacy? No comparison. And the very fact that your legacy includes what they "left you" speaks volumes.

Here's the response we were hoping for:

The Obama campaign is not backing down. "The fact that John McCain does not know how many houses he owns when millions are struggling to stay in the only house they have shows he's out of touch with the lives of real Americans," said Obama spokeswoman Linda Douglass Saturday afternoon. "McCain is promising to double down on the economic policies of George W. Bush which have benefited corporations and CEO's while leaving middle-class families behind. John McCain just doesn't get it."

Neither does C Lou.

Monday, August 25, 2008

John Sidney McCain owns more homes than Obama owns shoes

By GottaLaff


You might recall John Sidney Eldon Smith McCain's campaign referring to Barack Obama as elitist. Think. Think hard. Who is it that can't remember the number of homes his family owns? Okay, let's cut him some slack. We'll tell him. Let's just assume he owns 7. Or 8. Or 9.

Now then, let's imagine for a moment how many walk-in closets the McCain family has. How many pairs of shoes must those closets hold? Calculating: They hop around between about 4 of those homes, which adds up to-- carry the 3, plus pi, divided by equity, times inheritance-- about 16 walk-ins, give or take 12.

Why, Cindy McMealTicket alone must have at least, what, 150 pairs of Pradas all to herself? And we know that J Sid has at least one pair of gleaming $520 Ferragamos. This should put things into perspective:
I haven't changed my approach to dressing too much," he said. "Michelle has asked me to clean up because when she first met me I had one suit. Michelle always finds this funny because I basically buy five of the same suit and then I patch them up and wear them repeatedly. I have four pairs of shoes. Recently, I've taken to getting a haircut more frequently than I used to because my mother-in-law makes fun of me."
Four. Barack owns 4 pairs of shoes. Let's widen that perspective just a tad:

Joe Bungalow, we ask you to peek in your closet and count how many pairs of shoes you own.

Five pairs? Maybe six?

Consider this: John McCain's family owns more homes than you own shoes. [...]

At press time, the McCain family real estate portfolio totaled eight properties, according to the Web site Politico, which started the whole home brouhaha when one of its reporters asked McCain how many homes he had. McCain was uncertain and said he'd have his staff get back to the reporter. [...]

McCain's confusion about how many homes he and his family own is significant in what it reveals.

It speaks of a man who is so well off he can choose to have other folks take on those niggling tasks that consume the free time of Joe and Jane Bungalows everywhere:

Mowing the lawn, paying the bills, cleaning out the gutters, taking out the trash.

And shining those shoes.

Noun. Verb. Out of touch.

H/t: Clancy

Saturday, August 23, 2008

"John Sidney McCain: Material Girl"-- The Video

By GottaLaff

My latest effort, just in time to mock El Sid's 7 kitchen tables:


If you like it, and if you would, please "share" this with others by clicking on the Share icon below. Let's get these videos around, and mock El Sid in as many venues as possible.

John Sidney McCain, alias "Eldon Smith". No, I'm not kidding

By GottaLaff


Oh, this is good:

It turns out that this isn't the first time the issue of John McCain's lavish multiple residences has emerged in the heat of a campaign.

In 1986, when then-Rep. McCain was running for the Senate seat vacated by Barry Goldwater, he quietly began remodeling a $500,000 house in central Phoenix owned by his wealthy father-in-law James Hensley. The $225,000 project -- which included the construction of a 4,000-square-foot addition, swimming pool, jacuzzi, cabana and barbecue -- held political peril for McCain, who was already fighting charges that he was as an opportunistic carpertbagger.

The new house was located in Phoenix's fourth congressional district -- outside of the first district in Tempe which he represented at the time.

AP caught wind of the work at 7110 North Central Ave. shortly before the general election and dispatched a reporter to examine blueprints at the planning department. They found the permit applicants were listed as Hensley and a mysterious "Mr. Smith."

The reporter tracked down McCain's plumber, who told him he'd been told Mr. Smith's first name was "Eldon."

Eldon Smith, it turned out, was John McCain.

Say it with me: John Sidney Eldon Smith McCain.

When confronted with the blueprints, McCain's spokeswoman didn't deny that the renovation was being done for McCain and his wife Cindy -- and suggested that Smith was Cindy's mother's maiden name. She didn't explain why Marguerite Hensley might have been listed as "Mr. Smith."

Later, McCain released a statement attributing the choice of Smith's name to his architect. Use of the alias didn't violate the law, he claimed, because it appeared only on blueprints and not on official permits.

"Like most architectural firms, Sheiner Day Kunz Associates uses a generic name on blueprints when working for a well-known client," he said, adding that he and Cindy had been "very open" about their plans to move out of his congressional district.

Alas, local planning experts didn't quite agree.

"Gabor Lorant, head of the Phoenix-area chapter of the American Institute of Architects," the AP reported on Oct. 31, 1986, "said that in his 29 years of work here he had never heard of a blueprint practice such [as the one] McCain described as common practice."

A McCain spokesman declined comment on the 22-year-old intrigue.

He was a P.O.W. so it's okay to deceive people.

He went on to win the race. I wonder if he won it as Eldon or J Sid.

H/t: Commenter Eve

Friday, August 22, 2008

Obama's bashing the American Dream

By GottaLaff


The old Rovian switcheroo. The guy who realized the American Dream is really the one who thinks the American Dream is worth a bash or two. And that John Sidney McCain is actually the American Dream-Come-True:
On Fox News’ Your World, host Neil Cavuto defended John McCain’s inability to recall the number of homes he owns by attacking critics who have sought to highlight McCain’s failure. He opened the segment by asking, “Well, instead of slamming McCain, is Obama really bashing the American Dream?”
"One pill makes you larger... and one pill makes you small..."

Thursday, August 21, 2008

This is rich: Why John Sidney McCain's 9 homes are pertinent

By GottaLaff

First, let me update the number of homes J Sid owns. According to David Bender, it is now 9. I'm willing to go with that, aren't you? And why is this important? How does it really play into this election, other than who can outsnipe whom with rapid response attack ads?

Think Progress makes the point that the media defended J Sid's memory lapse about the number of homes he owns. But I think that, rather than the favorable treatment angle, the more important point is this one:

Unfortunately, these reporters are ignoring an obvious and glaring reality that McCain is running a campaign of the rich, by the rich, and for the rich. He recently defined rich as earning $5 million or more and doesn’t know how many houses he owns, and at the same time, McCain is proposing a tax policy that primarily benefits the rich. In fact, under his proposal, McCain himself would receive a $300,000 tax cut, while middle class Americans would receive only a few hundred.

Moreover, while ordinary Americans are struggling to keep the one house they own, McCain has a record of denying assistance to homeowners, having voted against mortgage protections and other steps to help consumers fight unfair credit terms.

That is the real issue. His being out of touch is symptomatic of someone who has benefited from a lifetime of the very policies he wants to extend. He and his cronies have been in that big protective bubble so long, they can't see past their Ferragamo loafers to the other side of the tracks where bubbleless people are living under bridges.

Or if they do notice them, the Reginald Van McCains choose to run them down as they motor their way to McMansion #8, leaving struggling families hacking and wheezing through a cloud of Exxon-infused exhaust.

That is, if they can remember where they live. After awhile, all those McManors start to look alike.

Oh, suh-NAP! Obama responds to John Sidney McCain's attack ad

By GottaLaff


Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor responds to the new ad:
The fact that John McCain dispatched his paid consultant to launch this despicable ad from a so-called ‘independent’ committee shows how desperate he is to change the subject from his shocking disconnect with the economic struggles of the American people. He knows that Barack Obama has denounced the detestable crimes that Bill Ayers committed 40 years ago.
Instead of invoking Paris, Britney and obscure '60s radicals, Sen. McCain should take the day off at one of his seven homes to consider whether his support for outsourcing, tax breaks for companies who ship jobs overseas and continued spending of $10 billion a month in Iraq is really putting "country first." To us, it sounds like just more of the same.
He forgot one little tiny thing, though:

Our Commenters make funny videos with great ideas for elitist Republican conventions

By GottaLaff



Thank you, Joeyess! Love it!!

**UPDATE- Great idea by Joeyess but it's not advisable-

McCain has himself described having an adverse reaction to the sound of jangling keys, which reminds him of his Vietnam jailers.


We don't need to be seen as mocking his PTSD, but it is a good springboard to start a discussion on his PTSD.

Who's the arugula-eating, pointy-headed snob now, John Sidney McCain?

By GottaLaff



GObama!

The McCain Residences: A Google Earth Tour

By GottaLaff



This is making the rounds. Now you don't have to dig through YouTube to find it.

H/t: Bucky

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