By GottaLaff
Cindy McMealTicket is offended. Why? Did someone call her a freeze-dried version of Cruella DeVille (I mean other than on this blog)? Did one of the little people not recognize one of the designer names tattooed across her forehead? Did one of her gardeners fail to manicure the foliage of her 7, 8, or 9 homes? Did a servant forget to cut the crust off one of her watercress sandwiches? Was one of her crystal carafes of beer not chilled "just so"?
Hellz no. She's upset because that big meanie Barack Obama showed some true grit and challenged his opponent, Mr. Cindy, during the biggest night (to date) of a fiercely-fought election! Banish him! Now!
ABC News' George Stephanopoulos reports: Democrats' attacks on her family's wealth are unfair and offensive, Cindy McCain said today in an interview airing tomorrow on "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."
So-o-o, those attacks on Barack's wife, his background, his so-called "celebrity" and presumptuousness were fair game? Got it. Moving along...
For nearly two weeks, Democrats have repeatedly hit Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., for saying he is unaware of how many houses he owns, calling the presumptive Republican presidential nominee out of touch with everyday Americans. In his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention on Thursday, Democratic nominee Barack Obama turned up the heat on McCain, saying he "doesn't know" about the lives of middle-class Americans.
Truth hurts, don't it, C Lou?
"I'm offended by Barack Obama saying that about my husband," said McCain's wife Cindy. When asked if Obama went too far in his criticism of McCain, Cindy responded, "I do. I do. I really do."
McCain also said beer the distributorship her father built, which is the source of much her family's wealth, typifies the American Dream.
I'll give her that one. It is true that Americans dream about having a life like hers. And dream... and dream...
"My father had nothing. He and my mother sold everything they had to raise $10,000," she said. "I'm proud of what my dad and my mother did and what they built and left me. And I intend to carry their legacy as long as I can."
Um, C Lou? Your legacy? Obama's legacy? No comparison. And the very fact that your legacy includes what they "left you" speaks volumes.
Here's the response we were hoping for:
The Obama campaign is not backing down. "The fact that John McCain does not know how many houses he owns when millions are struggling to stay in the only house they have shows he's out of touch with the lives of real Americans," said Obama spokeswoman Linda Douglass Saturday afternoon. "McCain is promising to double down on the economic policies of George W. Bush which have benefited corporations and CEO's while leaving middle-class families behind. John McCain just doesn't get it."
Neither does C Lou.