24 things we won’t have to think about again

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1. The Ron Paul revolution.

2. Kucinich: too small to be president. Edwards: too smarmy to be president. Romney: too Mormon to be president.

3. Maverick—now just an old TV western again.

4. Hillary. Wow, she’s tougher than Bill. But what’s with the pantsuits? She’s a nutcracker! Is that sexist?

5. A candidate cries. O the humanity! Clinton wells up on the campaign and says, “This is very personal for me.”

6. McCain’s 13 houses. Or, really, I don’t know how many I have. Ask my people.

7. Rev. Jeremiah Wright: gasbag.

8. Greek columns for Obama at the Democratic National Convention. Really.

9. No longer co-opted by presidential politics, fist-bumping can return to its proper realm: suburban white guys celebrating something mildly sexist one said to his wife while watching sports on TV.

10. “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”