Achieving tainthood

By GottaLaff

Vetless in Louisiana:

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) "was approached by McCain forces to gauge his interest in the vice presidency and told them he was not interested in being vetted due to his desire to continue on with his current job, to which he was elected just one year ago," the Washington Post reports.

That was the official reason. However, "there was also real trepidation within his political inner circle that Jindal might wind up as the pick... and be caught up in what they believed to be a less-than-stellar campaign that could pin a loss on Jindal without much ability to change or control the direction of the contest."

"The end result -- intentional or not -- is that Jindal, should he run in 2012, will be free of any taint of President George W. Bush or McCain."

Ooooo, now it's about the dreaded McCain radioactivity. Grammps is the new Chimp. That's some kinda stink, huh? It takes an awful lot of blood, sweat, and tears to achieve that kind of contamination power, but Gramm-pa did it.

I wonder if Comedy Binky Palin can "be free of any taint"... including her own.