By GottaLaff

The massive Blackwater training center in Moyock, Va., is opening its doors to civilians, the company's ads indicate.Oh boy, kids! New job ops! Who wants to learn to kill innocent civilians? Hands?
And check this out. Yet another name change:
An advertisement in The (Norfolk, Va.) Virginian-Pilot indicated the Blackwater facility, owned by Xe Services LLC of McLean, Va., has changed its name to the U.S. Training Center and is offering gun training courses to civilians as well as to military personnel and police officers, the newspaper reported Sunday.
I keep telling my friends that if there's one thing we need, it's more armed civilians. We don't have enough of those.
They even have women-only classes! Nothing says "equality" like a crash course in murder.
The company claims the Moyock facility is the world's largest private weapons training center, with 40,000 trainees per year, mostly from U.S. and other militaries.Then why don't I feel safer