Sarah Palin wants a job & to get back in touch

By GottaLaff

I sign up for just about every social network there is. Okay, not every one, but a lot. They do have their advantages, like, say, seeing what famous failed quitters are up to:

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Looky there! Barbie's interested in getting work! Aw, and getting back in touch, which makes me question the word "back". Oh, and what's that about "expertise" requests? Expertise in what, exactly? Whining? Ethics breaches? Resignation? Losing? Credibility gaps? Run-on sentences? Fancy pageant walkin'?

Check out the amount of time spent as governor and V.P. candidate.

Funny, I don't see a link to her primary outlet, the dreaded Barbie McLipSchmutz Facebook page. I'm surprised she's stayed with Facebook as long as she has. Must be a new record.

H/t: Taegan