Have you ever wanted to be Sarah Palin?

By GottaLaff

Here's your big chance!

Then again, you can save yourself a few bucks by just acting really dense, applying lots of lipstick, speaking in run-on sentences that end in "also", hiring ghostwriters, opening a Facebook account, quitting anything and everything, blaming others for your egregious ethics lapses, and doin' some fancy pageant walkin'.

Also.

H/t: DAKgirl