Sanford impeachment resolution likely next week

By GottaLaff

Mark and his cha-cha-cha-ing are finally coming back to bite him in his lying, roving, C Street ass:

A resolution of impeachment against Gov. Mark Sanford is likely to be introduced next week during a special session of the South Carolina legislature, but lawmakers said the governor's job is safe for the time being.

Republican state Rep. Greg Delleney told CNN his resolution lists three charges against Sanford: dereliction of duty for leaving the state to visit his mistress in Argentina in June; attempting to cover-up the scandal; and bringing "disgrace and shame and ridicule" on the state.

One, two...

"If that is not serious misconduct in office, I don't know what is," Delleney said of Sanford's actions.

...cha cha cha! One, two...

But most Republicans in the legislature want the governor to resign and several are ready to begin the impeachment process, even as the results of a state Ethics Commission investigation into the governor's travel expenses are still pending.

Delleney said his goal is "to get the ball rolling" on impeachment in a committee before the legislative session officially begins in January, when he hopes the resolution can be quickly brought to the floor for a vote.

...cha cha cha!

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