By GottaLaff
Liberal Interpretation
Their headlines, my stories
Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy Last week he got busted for piloting a hammock without a license. As he was led off in cuffs, he could be overheard mumbling, "Good thing they didn't see the weed I had stashed in the footrest."
The Week of Living Cheaply. Sarah Palin expressed pride in the title she chose for her second book. However, her publisher was not happy. Palin's sex life was not supposed to be revealed until book number three.
New German government to slash taxes In related news, there's been a rush on plane tickets to Düsseldorf. Rumor is that Republicans and Tea Partiers are lining up in droves. As a result, the 2010 elections are expected to be a landslide for Democrats.
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