Joe "You Lie!" Wilson's wife diagnosed with swine flu

By GottaLaff

I have so many unsavory one-liners running through my head right now. Staying... above... fray. Biting... lip.... hard:

Rep. Joe Wilson's wife Roxanne has been diagnosed with swine flu, the congressman's office confirmed to CNN on Thursday.

The South Carolina Republican who gained instant notoriety in September for shouting "You lie!" at the president told The Hill newspaper on Thursday that he plans to keep his distance from his wife when he returns home this weekend.

Biting... lip... harder. Clenching... teeth...

I've deleted snarkage three times already. I'll just walk away now.

UPDATE: I should add that I do wish Roxanne a speedy recovery, despite my disdain for her husband.