Sarah Palin Out to Destroy Levi Johnston in New Book

By GottaLaff

Not that I make a habit of succumbing to rumors, but this one sounds credible enough:

Sarah Palin is on a personal mission to make mince meat of little Levi Johnston. According to inside sources, a great deal of her new book “Going Rogue: An American Life,” is dedicated to discrediting his post-election revelations by claiming he’s a twerpy opportunist, just looking to make a buck off of the Palin brand name. Levi was unavailable for comment as he is currently holed up at his local gymnasium working out furiously for his upcoming photo spread for Playgirl Magazine. I suppose when the time comes, he’ll let his penis do his talking for him.

How can I possibly outsnark that?

H/t: Gr8RDH