Conservative talking points on your iPhone? There's an app for that

By GottaLaff

Okay, so you get into a verbal cat fight with some conservative, and of course, you're winning. Suddenly, they pull out their iPhone, and you find yourself being over-talked... just like a punditiot on the Tee Vee Machine! Whaa? How'd that happen? Simple:

Your friend has probably purchased the Conservative Talking Points iPhone app, approved by Apple for sale and now available for $1.99 at the app store.

Yes, your opponent has to pay someone to pull a Cyrano in order to get the upper hand in a political joust.

My question is, they have extra cash lying around for that?

It provides users with 250 talking points on everything from "America - The Greatest Nation Ever" to "Out of Control Spending" to ACORN to "Private Industries Taken Over (See Fascism in America)."

"Be armed with the Conservative Talking Points (CTP) iPhone App as your powerful arsenal to debate those emotional and ill-prepared liberals," it advertises in the pre-purchase info provided at the app store. It should make a nice pairing with the Glenn Beck Station Locator app, for anyone who needs to find Glenn Beck on the radio with haste.

We Dems don't need no stinkin' apps. Besides, we have to save every penny to pay off our insurance premiums.

H/t: Elle