How They REALLY Pick Nobel Laureates

By GottaLaff

Class! Please come to order! Wingnuts, gasbags, this is for you. Pay attention. Boss Limpdong, put down those pills and turn around! Glenn Blech? Put. Away. The Vicks. And listen up!

[W]hile Obama was indeed nominated less than two weeks after becoming President, the decision was made several months later. We won't know who nominated him, however, unless that person (or people -- thousands of nominators have been known to gather behind one candidate) comes forward. The committee keeps details of nominations secret for 50 years.

Children! Stop that snickering and for godsake, ClusterFoxers, give me that Obama witch doctor picture... now!

You are all hopeless. Sigh. Go here for the rest, it explains everything in detail. Geez, I need a drink. I'm leaving early. Class dismissed!