By GottaLaff
Liberal Interpretation
Their headlines, my stories
SD town gets rid of 44 tons of stinking bison meat: Once the crane was able to remove Rush Limbaugh, Bridgewater residents breathed a sigh of relief.
Baby mammoth preserved in frozen soil heads to Chicago: The IOC said it was the least they could do, especially after Rio, Tokyo, and Madrid all declined.
Daily Sweets Can Turn Kids into Violent Adults, Study Claims: "Waterboard Herr Obama!" several Tea Partiers could be heard bellowing, as they stampeded to a nearby, nervous-looking cotton candy vendor.
Sarkozy to be 'twittered' at climate summit: His wife will not be pleased.
To clarify: I take real headlines and make up nonsensical stories to go with them. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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