Joe the Opportunist

By GottaLaff

Guy who resembles Sam the Fake Plumber

Unbelievable. Maybe he go on American Idol, or in his case, American Jerk, and have Simon destroy his big, fat, oversized, unworthy ego:

Politico breaks the news: "Move over Sanjaya and tell William Hung the news: Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day."

"'Joe' – aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, a Holland, Ohio, pipe-and-toilet man – just signed with a Nashville public relations and management firm to handle interview requests and media appearances, as well create new career opportunities, including a shift out of the plumbing trade into stage and studio performances."

Spread the wealth, Sam the Exploiter. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to stick a fork in my eye.