Showing posts with label total and utter jerk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label total and utter jerk. Show all posts

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Bush: "I have no desire to see myself on television"

By GottaLaff

Finally, Boy Georgie and I can agree on something! I don't want to see him on the Tee Vee Machine either.

Presenting a "Former" (I prefer Ex):

"I have no desire to see myself on television. I don't want to be a panel of formers instructing the currents on what to do... I'm trying to regain a sense of anonymity. I didn't like it when a certain former president -- and it wasn't 41 or 42 -- made my life miserable."

-- Former President George W. Bush, quoted by CBS News, referring to Jimmy Carter's criticisms of his administration's handling of the Iraq war as a "flat out disaster."


For someone who's trying to find anonymity, he has no problem making news by insulting a former president.

Oh, and Georgie? Your life already was miserable.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

PhotOh! What a Shmuckola Looks Like

By GottaLaff

This is what a schmuckola looks like:

or2

Follow the link to The Mudflats for details:
Eddie Burke, the local radio hatemonger on KBYR 700-am and Sarah Palin’s golden boy had his show chopped by an hour, and his time slot moved.
A whole hour? Pity.

No it's not. I lied.

And what is it with Barbie McLipSchmutz groupies who can't spell? I mean really... "rascist"?

Monday, November 16, 2009

John Ziegler: Palin book "by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.”

By GottaLaff

Look who's back! Remember John "I make failed Palin-kiss-ass films when I'm not a loser on a dating show" (that's a link to our exclusive story/video) Ziegler? Still don't know who he is? Here are a few more reminders: Link link link link.

Now he can add Palin book critic worshipper to his resume. Via Media Matters:

“For many reasons, this is by far the best book and greatest literary achievement by a political figure in my lifetime.”

“I strongly believe that if every Republican primary voter reads this book, Sarah Palin will win the 2012 nomination in a landslide, whether she wants it or not.And he wants to be taken seriously. Seriously?
Here's my review of his review, "whether he wants it or not":

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237977238_pineapple-express-laughing.gif

H/t: GTebbetts

Monday, November 2, 2009

VIDEO- Rush Limbaugh: Scozzafava "guilty of widespread bestiality" for screwing RINOs

By GottaLaff

If it weren't for these clips, I'd never know this bucket of crass existed.



Boss Limpdong, what a classy guy. He makes an obscenely good living being an offensive scumbag, and America keeps tuning in:

You might say Rush Limbaugh took his metaphor a bit too far Monday, declaring the former NY-23 moderate GOP candidate Dede Scozzafava "guilty of widespread bestiality" for screwing all Republicans-In-Name-Only (RINOs) by endorsing a Democrat.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

AUDIO- Rush Limbaugh to NY Times reporter: "Why don't you just go kill yourself"

By GottaLaff



Look for this to pop up on Countdown.

I usually ignore cretins like Boss Limpdong and Blech (I rarely even watch the videos posted here on TPC), but readers seem to flock to posts like these. So, here you are. Flock away.

Monday, October 19, 2009

VIDEO- Rightie v. Rightie: David Keene Threatens to Punch John Ziegler at WCPAC

By GottaLaff

The other day, I posted this about John Ziegler getting kicked out-- again-- of an event. Well guess what, kiddies! We've got more video of what Ziegler does best: Make an idiot out of himself! Weee!

Ziegler attended the Western Conservative Political Action Conference in California this weekend, where he sat down for a scheduled interview with Keene. Ziegler began by telling Keene that his criticisms of Palin “sound like Keith Olbermann.” [...]

The interview grew heated as Ziegler began lobbing personal attacks at Keene [...] Upset over the direction the interview had taken, Keene got up and walked away, which led to a public showdown at the conference.



Isn't he special? He should have his own cable network, The Ass Channel.

Oh, and thank you for playing, "Rushpublics Eating Their Own!" (h/t: Stephanie Miller Show)

If you want more, here's a video, of the show Mr. Laffy worked on (amazing story that goes with it here), a Ziegler classic. Here are a few more reminders of who this embarrassing excuse for a human being is: Link link link link.

H/t: Cody and someone else who I can't remember so I'm really sorry and if you read this, please remind me!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

VIDEO: Palin fan John Ziegler Talks About Western CPAC Confrontation Before Being Kicked Out

By GottaLaff



Look who's back! You all remember John "I make failed Palin-kiss-ass films when I'm not a loser on a dating show" Ziegler, right? Just in case you've forgotten, I've provided the video of the show Mr. Laffy worked on (amazing story that goes with it here), a Ziegler classic. Here are a few more reminders: Link link link link.

Well now I have one more link to add to his repertoire of stupid:

Activist, reporter, fillmaker and broadcaster talks about his confrontation just moments earlier at Western CPAC.

John was later escorted out of the conference by police.
He gets kicked out of events a lot, yet he swears he's done nothing to provoke that. You know what they say about insanity: It's doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results.



H/t: Cody_K

Monday, October 12, 2009

Lower than low

By GottaLaff

Via Windy City Watch,
we get this piece of excremental Tweeting:



Remember Mancow Muller? He allowed himself to be waterboarded. Now he's torturing us.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Wal-Mart, CVS, Best Buy + 5 more dump Glenn Beck

By GottaLaff

Mmm, happy birthday to me! This is big:

[...] [E]ight more major advertisers have pulled their support from Glenn Beck's show -- Wal-Mart, Best Buy, CVS, Travelocity, Allergan (maker of Restasis), Ally Bank, Broadview Security, and Re-Bath.

Overall, twenty advertisers have now ended their support of Beck. [...]

From the press release we're sending right now:

Eight more Glenn Beck advertisers, including Wal-Mart -- the world's largest retailer -- have confirmed to ColorOfChange.org that they pulled their ads from the controversial Fox News Channel broadcaster's eponymous show. Allergan (maker of Restasis), Ally Bank (a unit of GMAC Financial Services), Best Buy, Broadview Security, CVS, Re-Bath, Travelocity and Wal-Mart join the dozen other companies who previously distanced themselves from Beck.

Twenty companies have pulled their ads from Beck's show in just the last two weeks. The moves come after the Fox News host called President Obama a "racist" who "has a deep-seated hatred for white people" during an appearance on Fox & Friends. Previous companies who pulled their ads include ConAgra, GEICO, Lawyers.com, Men's Wearhouse, Procter & Gamble, Progressive Insurance, RadioShack, Roche, SC Johnson, Sanofi-Aventis, Sargento, and State Farm Insurance.

"We are heartened to see so many corporate citizens step up in support of our campaign against Glenn Beck," said James Rucker, executive director of ColorOfChange.org. "Their action sends a clear a message to Glenn Beck: Broadcasters shouldn't abuse the privilege they enjoy by spewing dangerous and racially charged hate language over the air. No matter their political affiliation, hate language doesn't belong in our national dialogue."

"Walmart [sic] today confirmed the retailer pulled ads from the Glenn Beck show on August 3rd," said David Tovar, a spokesperson for Wal-Mart, in an email to ColorOfChange.org.

"While advertising on Fox is part of our communication plan, we had not requested time on Glenn Beck's show specifically," said Carolyn Castel, Vice President of Corporate Communications for CVS Caremark, in an email to ColorOfChange.org. "We have instructed our advertising agency to inform Fox to ensure Glenn Beck's program is not part of our advertising plan."

"Our position is simple," Castel continued. "We support vigorous debate, especially around policy issues that affect millions of Americans, but we expect it to be informed, inclusive and respectful, in keeping with our company's core values and commitment to diversity."

In an email exchange with ColorOfChange.org, Lisa Svac Hawks, Director of Public Relations for Best Buy, stated that any advertisements for Best Buy that were placed on Glenn Beck's show were done so in error. Svac Hawks pledged that Best Buy will correct any mistakes made.

"We did not specifically place our ad on the show," said Amanda Borichevsky, a spokesperson for Travelocity in an email to ColorOfChange.org. "We buy ads in bulk and then they are placed somewhat randomly. However, we have now specifically asked that our ads do not appear during this show."

"We reviewed our commercial schedule, and based on your feedback, we've put any programming featuring Glenn Beck on our "do not air" list," said Aziz Mottiwala, Senior Marketing Manager for Allergan, in an email to ColorOfChange.org. "This means that you will no longer see any Restasis ads during programming featuring Glenn Beck. Thanks again for bringing this to our attention."

"Ally advertises on a broad spectrum of programs to reach our potential customers," said a Customer Care Representative for Ally Bank. "Our advertising is not an endorsement of editorial content on any program. We have ceased to advertise on the Glenn Beck program."

In a phone conversation with Dwayne Sigler, Senior Vice President of Marketing for Broadview Security Systems, Sigler told ColorOfChange.org that Broadview's advertising is bought based on network, not particular programs, but that "given the considerations, we have requested of Fox News not to include us in the rotation that would have our commercials running on Glenn Beck's show."

"...We are no longer airing our commercials on the Glenn Beck Show..." said Mary Beth Mayer, spokesperson for Re-Bath, in a phone message to ColorOfChange.org.

Best. Gift. Ever.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

VIDEO-- The Sequel: O'Reilly and Peters call captured U.S. soldier in Afghanistan "crazy", liar

By GottaLaff

Original post, with video, here.



And now ::drum roll:: here it is, the video of videos. Two complete jerks together on national Tee Vee, given camera time to spew their bile.

And they call Democrats unAmerican?

Support our troops! Yeah, right.

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=950&pictureid=13344http://www.sonofthesouth.net/uncle-sam/images/uncle-sam-support-troops.jpghttp://www.eliteselfdefense.com/images/support%20out%20troops%20eagle.jpg

Monday, July 13, 2009

VIDEO: Glenn Beck Criticizes Softball Questioning Of Sotomayor...But There Were No Questions Today

By GottaLaff

Maybe Beck had a "complete meltdown":



Can he get any stupider?

Monday, June 22, 2009

VIDEO: Barbara Boxer is… Dr. Evil?

By GottaLaff

First, today's Twit-O'-the-Day:



If you look closely at the image above, you'll see it says "driving hard to unseat Barbara Boxer in 2010" on the left. Good luck with that.

Now::drum roll:: the mother of lame-o videos:



H/t: Warren P (Token12ga on Twitter)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Palin filmmaker John Ziegler is ba-a-ack

By GottaLaff



Just in case you've forgotten who this schmucko is, I've provided the video of the show Mr. Laffy worked on (amazing story that goes with it here), a Ziegler classic. Here are a few more reminders: Link link link link. Now here's the latest:

Do you remember this interview between John Ziegler and David Shuster? How about this one between Ziegler and Matt Lauer? Or maybe you remember when Ziegler was recently arrested outside an event featuring Katie Couric.

Tomorrow we talk to Ziegler live on the mediabistro.com Morning Media Menu about these confrontations and more. He's currently touring the country with his film "Media Malpractice," about the 2008 presidential election. We'll ask him what he thinks of media coverage since Pres. Obama has taken office.

Another sequel! One more chance for him to embarrass himself. I'm all a-flutter.

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