By GottaLaff
Rick Perry swearstogod he's not running in 2012, but I smell a loophole. Tell me if, in the following, you see any mention of his hair not running:
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) tells Newsweek there's no chance he'll run for President in 2012.
Newsweek: Everybody wants to know about your plans for 2012. Are you considering running and would you consider it?
Perry: No and no.
Newsweek: You are not considering running for president. You will not run for president.
Perry: That's correct.
Newsweek: Under any circumstances?
Perry: That's correct.
Newsweek: Vice president? Would you be willing to consider that?
Perry: No. I don't care about going to Washington, D.C.
Ohhh, we're on to you, Ricky. He's just saying that because he knows D.C. won't secede. He can't make 'em, he can't sweet talk 'em, and they don't want him. Texas can keep him.
Rick Perry: Most likely to secede, least likely to succeed, very likely to suck.
That was via Taegan, who has more.
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