By GottaLaff
Money talks, and the Vitter Pill has a mighty big mouth:
NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has ended her year-long flirtation with politics with an announcement that whe won't run against Sen. David Vitter.
What a shame. Think of the debates they could have had. Louisiana would have had a spike in local TV ratings, at the very least.
But alas:
"The simple fact that David Vitter has $5 million in his bank account pretty much says it all. Against that shear accumulation of special interest dollars, I have no legitimate means of winning a race for the United States Senate under these circumstances. As a businesswoman, I know that better than anyone,” Daniels says in a statement.
$5 million buys an awful lot of Vitter Pillitude. Let's not forget that this would be the same Vitter Pill who favors corporations over sexual assault victims. The very same Vitter Pill who wants to defund Planned Parenthood. The one and only D.V. who was subpoenaed by the D.C. Madam. That same wacky zany guy who has a diaper fetish.
It's not easy to compete with that. Oh, or compete with his monetary stash, either.
Seriously, how can the GOP justify keeping him around? At least Democrats know when to call it a day.
Previous Stormy posts here.
H/t: JamieHarbor
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