Tucker Carlson's new site: Rachel Maddow is a man

By GottaLaff

Classy. Inclusive. So 21st century. What more would you want from a shiny new site:

Tucker Carlson's new web site, The Daily Caller, launched today, featuring a column by The Weekly Standard's Matt Labash:

For those unfamiliar with me from my day job at The Weekly Standard, I'll give you a capsule bio by way of introduction: I have the gift of wisdom. Does that sound arrogant? I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention. I didn't choose wisdom. It chose me. If I had my druthers, I'd have chosen another gift, perhaps the untold riches of Lil' Wayne, whose teeth are made of actual diamonds, or to be the sexiest man alive, like Rachel Maddow. But wisdom is what they gave me, so wisdom is all I have to give back to you.

"Does that sound arrogant?" How about small-minded, bigoted, ignorant, unprofessional, and despicable? And this guy says he's giving advice? To whom? Sarah Palin? Glenn Beck?

So according to this self-inflated, self-proclaimed sage, gay woman = man.

According to this blogger, Labash = Worthless.