John Ensign Leads Possible Challengers

By GottaLaff

Remember when President Clinton was impeached? Remember when oral sex was grounds for that? Me too! Wasn't that special?

And remember how many kazillions of dollars were wasted on that little '90s witch hunt? What a blast!

But when a Rushpublic philanderer pays off his mistress and her family, allegedly violates campaign laws, and engages in a whole lot more than oral sex, his poll numbers are better than that of the very party he condemns for similar antics:

A new Public Policy Polling survey in Nevada shows scandal plagued Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) actually leading three hypothetical Democratic opponents.

Tom Jensen concludes: "Cheating on your wife is a deal breaker for Republican voters - but only if you're a Democrat."

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*It's Okay If You're A Republican