Other Palin Cartoon-O'-The-Day: "I'll interview myself"

By GottaLaff

Tom Toles had an excellent cartoon out today. Why, here it is now!

I wonder if Barbie McLipSchmutz will be able to answer herself. She better ask easy questions:

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VIDEO: Welcome To Fox, Mrs. Palin. We're Sure You'll Fit Right In

By GottaLaff



Leave it to Media Matters:

Fox News hired Palin despite her months of pushing false claims and bogus information, including the "Lie of the Year" that the Democrats' health care bill includes "death panels."

If you want to snark it up, my original post about Barbie McLipSchmutz's new gig is here. The Lipstick Dipstick will fit right in.

Tucker Carlson's new site: Rachel Maddow is a man

By GottaLaff

Classy. Inclusive. So 21st century. What more would you want from a shiny new site:

Tucker Carlson's new web site, The Daily Caller, launched today, featuring a column by The Weekly Standard's Matt Labash:

For those unfamiliar with me from my day job at The Weekly Standard, I'll give you a capsule bio by way of introduction: I have the gift of wisdom. Does that sound arrogant? I'm sorry, that wasn't my intention. I didn't choose wisdom. It chose me. If I had my druthers, I'd have chosen another gift, perhaps the untold riches of Lil' Wayne, whose teeth are made of actual diamonds, or to be the sexiest man alive, like Rachel Maddow. But wisdom is what they gave me, so wisdom is all I have to give back to you.

"Does that sound arrogant?" How about small-minded, bigoted, ignorant, unprofessional, and despicable? And this guy says he's giving advice? To whom? Sarah Palin? Glenn Beck?

So according to this self-inflated, self-proclaimed sage, gay woman = man.

According to this blogger, Labash = Worthless.

Sarah Palin to Contribute to Fox News

By GottaLaff

No surprise here, but the real question is, how will anyone ever understand a word she's saying, don'tchaknow, you betcha, also too, moreover, heck. That'll take some fancy Tee Vee Machine watchin':

Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska has signed on as a contributor to the Fox News Channel.

The network confirmed that Ms. Palin will appear on the network’s programming on a regular basis as part of a multi-year deal. Financial terms were not disclosed.

You can betcha that she did some good old fashioned Alaskan dealin' to fatten up that pocketbook also.

Ms. Palin will not have her own regular program, one person familiar with the deal said, though she will host an occasional series that will run on the network from time to time.

Smart move. ClusterFoxers in the know figured out that she'd quit if she had to commit to an entire show of her own.

This must have been another one of O'God's plans. He's been so busy with O'Barbie McLipSchmutz, it's a wonder He has time to check out the rest O'us.

H/t: Double Dutch Politics

Mrs. James Carville (Mary Matalin) signs on as CNN contributor

By GottaLaff

Years ago, Mary Matalin was a regular contributor on CNN (as co-host of Crossfire). She's ba-a-a-ack:

Republican strategist Mary Matalin has signed on to serve as a CNN political contributor, the network announced Thursday. [...]

In addition to her appearances on other CNN programs, Matalin will appear twice monthly alongside her husband, Democratic strategist and fellow CNN political contributor James Carville, on State of the Union with John King. Their first joint appearance will be Sunday, April 26 for a special "First 100 Days Edition" of State of the Union.

"As one of the best-known and best-connected strategists in the country, Mary will join our line up of top Republican analysts including Bill Bennett, Alex Castellanos, and Ed Rollins," said Sam Feist, CNN political director and vice president of Washington programming. "We are thrilled that CNN viewers will be able to tap into Mary's vast political experience advising candidates and presidents from both inside and outside of the White House."

Matalin, a veteran political commentator, served as a senior White House advisor to both President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. She was a key strategist in President George H.W. Bush's 1988 campaign, and was appointed chief of staff for the Republican National Committee after his successful bid. She was also a key strategist in the 1992, 2000 and 2004 Republican presidential campaigns.

Another Rushpublic punditiot. Can't. Wait.