No Ho for Bo (DON Ho)

By GottaLaff

Aww, no luaus for BObama:

White House officials confirmed that the Obamas' Portuguese water dog stayed behind when Marine One departed the White House on Christmas Eve. Hawaii has strict quarantine policies, requiring 120 days of pet isolation to contain rabies. And a 10-hour flight could test the discipline of any young dog. So Bo will be boarded until the family returns in early January.

So much for no dog left behind.

Lei down, Bo. Stay. Good poi.