Bernie Madoff Assaulted in Prison?

By GottaLaff

I'm not a fan of headlines with question marks, but sometimes they're necessary:

An ABC affiliate in North Carolina is reporting that Bernie Madoff was admitted to Duke University Hospital last Friday with serious injuries consistent with an assault.

Officials at the prison won't confirm the report, hence the ?

WTVD, the ABC affiliate in Raleigh-Durham, says that according to sources the convicted Ponzi schemer had facial fractures, broken ribs and a collapsed lung and was discharged from Duke two days ago.

Ouch!