Explosive in plane incident possibly carried in condom

By GottaLaff

Will this be what the new terror alert chart looks like?
Alert level: Teal!

Or are you just happy to see me? Talk about a Trojan horse:

(CBS/AP) The suspect in the attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 used a highly explosive substance called PETN, a law enforcement official told CBS News Saturday.

The explosives were carried in a soft plastic container - possibly a condom - though much of the packaging was destroyed in the fire, the official said.

The FBI is questioning the suspect, identified as 23-year-old Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who claimed to be acting on orders from al Qaeda to blow up the airliner, officials said.

After Umar's unfortunate little crotch fire, seems like his condom days are over.