The Big Glenn Beck Cover-Up

By GottaLaff

Yesterday, Mr. Laffy went to do a couple of errands and came home laughing. No, he hadn't heard a joke, nor had he seen any photos of Sarah Palin.

He had been to Barnes and Noble where he noticed a woman at a shelf full of Glenn Beck books doing something that caught his attention.

As it turned out, it was the best seller rack, and he saw her placing other (reputable) books (not written in crayon and covered in rat dander) in front of Beck's to block his from view.

At first, she tried turning the books around so the backs of the Beck books would face out. But that view still revealed Beck's name and/or picture. So, exhibiting excellent judgment and problem solving skills, she started covering them up with other books. She was on a mission.

Mr. Laffy started cracking up and offered her a nearby copy of George Carlin's new book (superb choice, IMHO) to put in front of Beck's sour little mug, and wandered off.

About 20 minutes later, Mr. Laffy noticed that one of the books had been removed from the barricade, so he took the opportunity to act as Beck-Blocker Surrogate and shoved another book into the vacant spot.

Nothing says season's greetings like concealing bad tidings and replacing them with messages of good cheer.

Mission accomplished.