RNC purity test designed to 'stick it' to Steele, ally claims

By GottaLaff

Those durned Purity Rules are becoming a bit of a sticky wicket for Michael Aluminuminum.

Yes, stickin' it to Steele is quite the little hobby these days. Maybe someone will start a Steele's Been Stuck Magazine or a new cable Stick It to Steele Channel:

"You've got a few backbenchers who are unhappy," said Shawn Steel, an RNC member from California and one of the chairman's top supporters on the committee. "They don't have the power they once had under the previous chairman, and that's what motivating this. This is an attempt to stick it to Chairman Steele by the losers."

Awww, poor widdle Mikey. He's been officially stuck... and by losers! He is the King of Stickitude. The Stick Dude. The StickMeister. StickaLickaDingDong.

Citing e-mail exchanges with his fellow committee members, Steel estimated that almost 80 percent of the RNC opposes the purity test. "This resolution will fail," Steel told CNN. "It will absolutely fall on its face. The resolution was just to stir the pot. It's for reporters."

And, indeed, the reporters are lapping it up. Mikey has been reduced to a stick figure, but he managed to do that all on his own. Stick Man Steele:

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the effect Rushpublic purity has on the Chair of the RNC. Or should I say, the Stick Chair.