Schwarzenegger Not Running in 2010

By GottaLaff

Cover your eyes:

Good. We Kahlee-for-nee-ahns haven't been thrilled with Ahnold. However, might he be offered a post in the ObamAdministration?

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) told the Sacramento Bee he would not be a candidate in 2010.

Said Schwarzenegger: "I am not running for anything, so no one could threaten me, because I'm not running for Senate, I'm not running for Congress, I'm not running for another term as governor."

Hasta la vista, baby.