Eric Cantor Watched Britney Spears Concert During Obama Presser

By GottaLaff

My pal Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash fame e-mailed this one to me, wondering how I'd missed it. Hey, some of us have to work all day. Did he really think I'd pass a up post like this one? Pshnoway!

There was more than one whip at last night's Britney Spears concert in Washington DC.

GOP aides confirmed to the Huffington Post that House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) attended the pop concert at the Verizon Center, where Britney appeared on stage brandishing a leather lash.

One House GOP leadership aide said Cantor went at the request of a fundraiser. "If suffering through a Britney Spears concert will raise one more dime to help Republicans take back the House, then I'm glad Cantor's willing to do it."

A House Democratic aide shot back, "Looks like Eric Cantor's not that innocent."

Speaking of "not so innocent", Commenter Hippie Cyndi recently asked me to post my song parodies, so here's one I wrote about Britney, to the tune of "Oops, I Did It Again":

My singin’s kinda off-key,
To make matters worse, I’m on MTV.
Believe it.

Psych! I’m fakin’ you out.
My voice is ho-hum, my skills are in doubt.
But to make all that money
Is so important to me.
And so’s my rehab.

Oops! I’m singin’ again.
My clothes are so tight I need oxygen. I never exhale!
Oops! I think I can dance,
And my voice is enhanced.
I’m not that talented.

How do you like my new buzz?
It happened the night I forgot who I was. I’m clean now.
They say I’m overpaid.
Can I help it if I need trendy toupees? [Note: This was written right after she shaved her head]
And yeah, I’ve had some work done.
It was time! I was nearly 18!
So sue me.

Oops! I’m singin’ again.
My clothes are so tight I need oxygen. I never exhale!
Oops! I think I can dance,
And my voice is enhanced.
I’m not that talented.

Only because Cyndi asked. Honest. It doesn't compare to the Eric Cantor story. You are so busted, Eric.