Radar Online: "Vice President Biden’s Daughter Caught Up In Cocaine Scandal"

By GottaLaff

I don't like posting this. It feels creepy. But I posted it, because I'd rather you read it here on a sympathetic site, before she's slimed all over the media. Let's hope this is nothing more than a lame attempt at smearing the Bidens:

An explosive video being shopped to media outlets has plunged the White House and Vice President Joe Biden into a cocaine scandal, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

The video shows a woman, who is represented by the seller and his attorneys to be Biden’s daughter Ashley, snorting several lines of cocaine.

The tape has been viewed by a RadarOnline.com freelance reporter who confirms the woman looks identical to Ashley Biden. [...]

[S]everal news organizations have seen the footage.

In addition to RadarOnline.com, representatives for the New York Post, a large British newspaper and the National Enquirer have all viewed the tape. [...]

The tape was shot this year.

On the tape a man cuts up five lines of what is said to be cocaine. The woman who the seller says is Ashley then jokes with the man that the lines aren’t big enough.

The man hands her a rolled-up dollar bill and she proceeds to walk a few steps to a table where the cocaine is cut. She pulls her hair back, bends down and snorts a line.

Four lines of white powdery substance are clearly visible on the table, which is in front of a computer.

After she snorts the first line, the woman said to be Ashley lifts her head and wipes her nose. She then snorts a second and third line before the tape cuts off.

The tape was made without her knowledge. It is being shopped for $250,000.

The events on the tape are represented as taking place at a party in Wilmington, Delaware and the woman said to be Ashley is with a boyfriend.

The cocaine is done amid a party scene with loud music playing and several people talking at the same time.

The tape is approximately two minutes in length. [...]

RadarOnline.com is attempting to reach Ashley Biden for comment.

If true:

--Ashley is not an elected official, yet she will be judged and condemned as if she is, undoubtedly.

--The footage has been shown to the very outlets that will exploit it ad nauseam.

--Think about how the Rushpublics reacted when news came out about the various antics of Jenna and Not Jenna. Of course, they clucked, post-9/11 was no time to dish dirt on the Bush twins.

--Nobody squawked when they found out Bush snorted his way into the presidency.

--Michele Bachmann will demand that Ashley be hunted down.

--I'll be very sad, and will wish her and her family the best.