LimObama

By GottaLaff

Oh, Barack, dear, your ride's here!

The Secret Service has unveiled the new presidential limousine, to debut on Inauguration Day next Tuesday.

“Although many of the vehicles’ security enhancements cannot be discussed, it is safe to say that this car’s security and coded communications systems make it the most technologically advanced protection vehicle in the world,” Nicholas Trotta, Assistant Director for the Office of Protective Operations, said in a statement.

That enormous shiny, black car looks like a big ol' seal. The Presidential Seal. Say good-night, Laffy. Good-night, Laffy.