By GottaLaff
I don't even have to list the reasons why this is such an absolute contradiction, such a flagrant example of oxymoronic mendacity, that I've given up trying to snark and sputter and rant about it. Here it is, straight out:
As one of his final actions in office, President Bush proclaimed today that Jan. 18 is National Sanctity of Human Life Day. In his official statement, Bush made it clear that his conception of “human life” includes the unborn:
All human life is a gift from our Creator that is sacred, unique, and worthy of protection. On National Sanctity of Human Life Day, our country recognizes that each person, including every person waiting to be born, has a special place and purpose in this world. We also underscore our dedication to heeding this message of conscience by speaking up for the weak and voiceless among us.
Hlqutoijahqeyuazxneug! Must. Find. Wall. To hit.