John McObama's secret partner? Plus, bonus Cliff Schecter video!

By GottaLaff

Psst! Wanna know a secret? Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum says Gramm-pa McCain is trying to hold hands with President Obama. Sweartogod not to tell anyone, 'k? 'K. Shh! Here comes Ricky:

Writing in the Philadelphia Inquirer, former Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) predicts an Obama-McCain alliance, saying that if McCain's legislative record "is any guide, he will not just join with Obama but lead the charge in Congress on global warming, immigration 'reform,' the closing of Guantanamo, federal funding for embryonic-stem-cell research, and importation of prescription drugs."

"But McCain won't stop there in his effort to rehabilitate himself in the media's -- or maybe his own -- eyes. He will forge common ground on a long list of initiatives that go far beyond where he has gone before, including the stimulus package."

Interesting that Man on Dog is the source. Our very own Cliff Schecter summed up Ricky's reputation nicely in less than a minute: