VIDEO: Gramm-pa McCain "guarantees" victory

By GottaLaff

First it was IWRC* Palin guaranteeing a Pennsylvania win, now it's Gramm-pa guaranteeing a presidential win:

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Sunday on NBC’s “Meet the Press” that he can “guarantee” a win on Nov. 4 in a squeaker victory that won’t be clear until late that night. [...]

“I guarantee you that two weeks from now, you will see this has been a very close race, and I believe that I'm going to win it,” McCain told interim "Meet" moderator Tom Brokaw. “We're going to do well in this campaign, my friend. We're going to win it, and it's going to be tight, and we're going to be up late.”

In the past, when we have to "be up late" sweating over a squeaker, it's due to major problems with voting machines and/or voter disenfranchisement. Is he guaranteeing election fraud?

Because, after examining the polls, even his own party members and the majority of pundits are a step away from calling it for Obama.

So, once again: If Grammps ::shudder:: pulls off a "win", who gets their money back?

Note: The video ends before the very last part of the "be up late" quote.