Must-see VIDEO: Rachel Maddow confronts "Dr. Cures teh Gay with a Cuddle"

By GottaLaff

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Dr. Cuddles is no match for Rachel. Toast. Sawdust. Fraud.

Watch as she damns him with his own written words. Revel in her repeated reminders that he is unlicensed and therefore not qualified to cure pickled cucumbers.

It's a little sad, actually... or would be if he hadn't already affected so many lives.

VIDEO- Tom Coburn's chief of staff: "All pornography is homosexual pornography"

By GottaLaff



Another ignorant, fearful, sexually repressed, bigoted Rushpublic extremist:

At the Family Research Council’s Values Voters Summit today, FRC Senior Fellow Pat Fagan, Heritage Foundation scholar Matthew Spalding and Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff for Sen. Tom Coburn, held a discussion on “The New Masculinity.” Schwartz, who was the final speaker, said that Fagan wanted him to discuss “how men, who already are good husbands and fathers,” can “change the culture.” [...]

SCHWARTZ: And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, “all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.” You know, that’s a, that’s a good comment. It’s a good point and it’s a good thing to teach young people.

Schwartz then added a slight caveat, saying, “if it doesn’t turn you homosexual, it at least renders you less capable of loving your wife. And it’s something you need to be healed of.”

I guess it's preferable to pal around with C Streeters, lie, and run off with your Argentinian soul mate, huh Michael? Taking notes, young people?

Same-sex penguin couple split

By GottaLaff

That does it. Now that a gay penguin couple has gotten their divorce, the righties will start frothing about how Teh Gay can "switch teams" as long as the right hetero comes along:

Linda the penguin has split up two male penguins who lived as a nesting couple for six years at the San Francisco Zoo, caretakers said.

Male penguins Harry and Pepper had been so content together they were allowed to incubate and hatch an egg laid by another Magellanic penguin last year, zookeeper Anthony Brown said.

Watch. Wait. Listen. You'll hear the murmurs of "See? Conversion!" grow into roars soon enough. Gay-to-Straight Schools will be overcome by admission requests, and everyone will suddenly realize what a snap it is to become straight.

See how much we can all learn from our feathered friends? All it takes is a bird named Linda to achieve what nobody else could in the history of mankind.

Now someone please tell me this: How easy must it be, then, for a straight person to turn all gay and stuff? Based on the above logic, it must be a piece-o'-cake, right? Maybe, say, Sarah the Quitter could give it a shot and get right back to ya.

VIDEO: Palin defends group that wants to "convert gays into heterosexuals"

By GottaLaff


I wonder at what age Grandma Also chose to become hetero:

In September, an insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church — where Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has worshipped for about six years — promoted an upcoming Love Won Out conference that sought to “convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.” In an interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren last night about suspected arson at the church, Palin defended the promotion of the event, claiming that “people looked at that and wanted to spin that into something that it was not". [...]

Asked if gay men and women were “welcome” at her church, Palin responded by using nearly the same language she used to describe Love Won Out’s efforts to “help” gay people. The church is “quite open in terms of welcoming people into the church and assisting anyone who desires assistance or counseling or help,” said Palin.

Love Won Out denies that it aims to “cure” homosexuality, despite the fact that it claims “same-sex attractions can be overcome.”

Wrong.

But in reality, all major mainstream medical and mental health professional organizations have concluded otherwise.

Grandma Palin, go away. You are becoming an anachronism.