Video- Coulter suggests Obama, Dems don't want Paterson, Harold Ford to run because they're black

Oh, Annie has figured us out!! Run for the hills...

"The longer [Rudy] holds out, the more it seems like we're all being had -- again."

By GottaLaff

Rudy should be on the Tee Vee Machine hawking Flowbees:

Late last week, the big scoop was that Rudy Giuliani (R) would not run for governor and instead had decided to challenge Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY).

But we've heard nothing from Giuliani since that "news" broke.

New York Observer: "So here we are, five days later, and everyone is still trying to figure out what Rudy wants to do in 2010 -- except now, the focus is on the Senate race, not the governorship. This is exactly how he likes it, of course. He can maintain this holding pattern for weeks, maybe even months, as long as enough of us play along. But the longer he holds out, the more it seems like we're all being had -- again."

So-called America's Mayor is actually America's Player.

Glenn Beck painted with bulls**t...literally

By GottaLaff

If the poo fits:

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The caption says: Glenn Beck - 2009 - bull s**t and pigment on canvas 48” X 67”

Talk about a bulls**t artist...

VIDEO: Liz Cheney Won't Say Whether or Not Her Father Broke the Law

By GottaLaff

Via Firedoglake:

Liz:

Mika:

VIDEO: MisinterPerrytation

By GottaLaff

Ohhh, so this is what he really meant:

"I was kinda thinking that, maybe the same people who hadn't been reading the constitution right were reading that article and they got the wrong impression about what I said," he told reporters as in the Texas State House.

"Clearly, I stated that we have a great union. And Texas is part of a great union. I see no reason for that to change. I think that may not be the exact quote, but that is, in essence what I said," he added. [...]

In clarifying his remarks Thursday, Perry also said he has "never been prouder of Texans" for standing up to Washington, DC. [...]

Meanwhile, Texas Democrats have sharply criticized Perry's original comment, calling it an "attack on our country."

"It is the ultimate anti-American statement," State Rep. Jim Dunnam of Waco told reporters Thursday.

Aww, come on, fellow Dems. Go easy on the guy. It's so obvious we all... all... got the wrong impression. All of us.

It was clearly our mistake. We should have been examining the essence of what he said, not what actually came out of his big, fat, treasonous mouth.

Our bad.

Karl Rove calls Robert Gibbs names

Wow, Karl sure turns that one around fast. You think Bill is totally full of it when he claims he'd ask tougher questions of Cheney? Good lord. Via Think Progress.

Supreme Court won't review Obama's eligibility to serve

Damn those liberal activist commie Supreme Court justices!! /shakes fist at sky

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Supreme Court has turned down another appeal arguing Barack Obama is ineligible to be president because of his citizenship. The challenge by Cort Wrotnowski was denied Monday without comment.

Wrotnowski argued that Obama was a British subject at birth and therefore cannot meet the requirement for becoming president.

Palin notices butter on the toast

And being the true brainiac she is, even sees which side it's on....

Sarah Palin, who was the harsher member of the Republican ticket, has softened considerably on Obama, and here's the latest, from a Wolf Blitzer interview:

Well, you know, we've got make sure there too that Barack Obama surrounds himself with strong commanders who understand that our boys, our girls, with their boots on the ground -- their lives, my son's life, is in his hands.

And I do have faith in this new administration that they are going to look out for America's finest, those in uniform, who are protecting us and our freedoms.