VIDEO: MisinterPerrytation

By GottaLaff

Ohhh, so this is what he really meant:

"I was kinda thinking that, maybe the same people who hadn't been reading the constitution right were reading that article and they got the wrong impression about what I said," he told reporters as in the Texas State House.

"Clearly, I stated that we have a great union. And Texas is part of a great union. I see no reason for that to change. I think that may not be the exact quote, but that is, in essence what I said," he added. [...]

In clarifying his remarks Thursday, Perry also said he has "never been prouder of Texans" for standing up to Washington, DC. [...]

Meanwhile, Texas Democrats have sharply criticized Perry's original comment, calling it an "attack on our country."

"It is the ultimate anti-American statement," State Rep. Jim Dunnam of Waco told reporters Thursday.

Aww, come on, fellow Dems. Go easy on the guy. It's so obvious we all... all... got the wrong impression. All of us.

It was clearly our mistake. We should have been examining the essence of what he said, not what actually came out of his big, fat, treasonous mouth.

Our bad.