By GottaLaff

Toker Norm should be walking on egg shells. Instead he's scrambled around, egged on by his lawyers, trying to deprive Minnesota of their senator. The yolk's on him, though. The election may not be over easy, but even some hard boiled Rushpublics are realizing that it's Toker Norm who has ended up with egg on his face.A week that started out badly for Norm Coleman went further downhill Tuesday night after a vandal lobbed eggs at his house in St. Paul, according to a police report.
Police reported that the egging occurred about 9: 20 p.m. Tuesday, when an unidentified person in the house saw a man outside of it. [...]
The vandalism occurred one day after a three-judge panel ruled that Democrat Al Franken won the race for the Senate seat Coleman used to hold.
It's not the first time his home has been vandalized. Last fall, Coleman's house -- and those owned by five other members of the state's congressional delegation -- were spray-painted with graffiti.
Yes, I'm done. But now I'm really in the mood for an omelet.