The Full Ginsburg definition of "tea party"

By GottaLaff

Drum roll:

Tea Party • \TEE-PAR-tee\ • noun

a) a “spontaneous” “grass-roots” event to protest against a lot of things, and for some other junk, maybe.

b) a slang term utilized in a situation where there is a conspicuous lack of minorities.

ie. “Huh. So it looks like this dodgeball league’s a real Tea Party.”

Allow me to add an entry of my own:

Tea Tantrum • \TEE-tan-trum\ • noun

a) something the dodgeball moms throw on a regular basis in order to show off their handcrafted hats and signs.

b) an event at which Fixed Noise hosts promote/appear/practice deception while claiming to be news reporters

ie. "There are 5,000 25,000 millions of Tea Tantrums that sprang up in taxpayer-funded parks, sponsored by no right wingers whatsoever, so that we could try to legitimize it a populist uprising by July 4."